Here's some quotes from "Shaken NOT Stirred" The Celebration of the Martini (we do sell it!):
Q- Should you eat the olive first, or last?
A- First! It's not healthy to drink on an empty stomach!

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast...One ain't enough, and three is too many!

From "Never Say Never Again:"
Fatima Blush: "I made you all wet!"
James Bond: "Yes, but my martini is still dry."

Ode to the 6th Martini: "Rising high above the bar, your frosted stem reveals how chilled you are. Clear and Crisp and Dry as Dust; I'll drink you now, I will, I must. Oh, perfect Gin Martini, no one shall e'er impeach you. Now, if only I could stand upright, just long enough to reach you."

Quote: "I love to drink martinis, TWO at the very most; THREE, I'm under the table, FOUR, I'm under the HOST!"