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Here are some quotes from "Shaken NOT Stirred"
The Celebration of the Martini (we do sell it!)

Q- Should you eat the olive first,
or last?
A- First! It's not healthy to drink
on an empty stomach!
They say that a martini is like a woman's
breast... One ain't enough, and three
is too many!
From "Never Say Never Again"...
- Fatima Blush: "I made you all wet!"
- James Bond: "Yes, but my martini
  is still dry."
Quote: "I love to drink martinis, TWO at
the very most; THREE, I'm under the table,
FOUR, I'm under the HOST!"
Ode to the 6th Martini:
- "Rising high above the bar, your frosted
  stem reveals how chilled you are.
  Clear and Crisp and Dry as Dust;
  I'll drink you now, I will, I must.
  Oh, perfect Gin Martini, no one shall
  e'er impeach you. Now, if only I could
  stand upright, just long enough to
  reach you."